Hooters?

In a couple of years when I get a boob job, I want to get a Hooters shirt. I was on their website today and found an entire section dedicated to how to look like a Hooters girl. This is what they said (mostly paraphrased):

Hair: hair should be styled as if you were going out on a really fancy date. Get your hair trimmed every other month. Color should be natural and suit your skin tone. It should always be styled but not with excessive products. Thin hair should be volumized, as well as long hair. If you have a low hairline, part hair on the side and add waves/curls. Obvious highlights are not permitted. Length should at least reach your nips (with it curled).

Eyes: brows should be a shade darker than the natural hair color and not overly plucked. Be sure they aren't over-arched as this can give you a stuck up look. Eyeshadows should be neutral and contour your eyes. Eyeliner should be brown, navy, or black if you have dark hair. Curl lashes and apply two coats of mascara, waiting for the first to dry completely.

Face/Lips: wear flattering blush color, using a darker one at night. Use a lipliner closely  matching your natural lip color. Avoid nude/frosted lip color.

Skin: always wash makeup off. Use a moisturizer even with oily skin. Stay hydrated and exfoliate. Powder shiny areas. Skin should be toned and you should exercise (no cellulite). Big boobs...flatish butt okay, as long as everything is toned and you got tig ol bitties.

Makeup: be sure to blend everything for a natural look. The key words: healthy, natural, vibrant


Interesting to me how they are supposed to look "natural" with all those platinum blondes that have dark eyebrows. I can't wait to get boobs and to grow this hair out. I REALLY hope that I can get the color fixed at the salon!!! In about a year and a half I can get my nose job! The hardest part is being patient. It's really all I can think about.